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Author Rick Kelsheimer babbles and rants in a shameless attempt to trick unsuspecting web surfers to buy his books: Paradise Lanes The Lost Slab, South Union, The Hanging Of Betsey Reed, Wa-Ba-Shik-Ki and The Adventures of Wabash Jake E-mail rickkelsheimerbooks@yahoo.com
I spent this morning working on a scene from my new book "Killer Kat". It was a serial killer singing in the shower. What would Hannibal Lector sing in the shower? Needless to say it was a dark and strange morning as I made up lyrics to Julie Andrews song, sung by my villain. I'm ashamed to say that I made myself laugh. You'll have to wait for the book to come out to read it...because if I published it now and you read it out of context... you might send the boys in the white suits.
After a few days of digesting the fact the Brett Favre is back in the division with my beloved Bears...I still don't feel good about it. Bad things can happen when he is around; even if he is 76 years old. His retirement seems to be like my stomach after a bowl of ham and beans. As soon as you begin to enjoy life again...they come back to pay you another visit.
I saw where they have just scheduled the wake for Eunice Kennedy Shriver in Cape Cod. It made me sad as I remembered the time we shared together. Several years ago, before I became the world renowned author that you all know and love, I made a living selling shoes. I was standing in front of the store, minding my own business when Eunice happen to come along and seemed to be smittened with me. I learned later that it was the pair of low cut lavender pumps with three and a half inch spiked heels that she wanted. Naturally, she tried on several pairs pretending to be finicky, when in reality she was trying to prolong the experience, as I massaged her bunions while slipping the shoes on her feet. Alas... our story ended in the way that most May-December romances do. She gave me $29.95 plus tax and left with the shoes instead of me. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Vaya con Dios, Eunice

