Thursday, March 7, 2013

Possible Mergers


A. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
B. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
C. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
D. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
E. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
F. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
G. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
H. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! 

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