Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I was at peace

I went for a walk this morning and took this picture. The birds were singing, the flowers were standing like ornate cherubs and then a deer pranced across this hay field. All was right in the universe today until I learned Brett Farve came out of retirement and signed with the Vikings. Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Bears!

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Rick

Monday, August 17, 2009


“Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take everything you have.” Davy Crockett

Sunday, August 16, 2009

I miss "The Duke"

When I was young, my brother and I would squabble over just about anything, My mother would enter the scene and remind me that John Wayne said in an interview that the thing he hated most in life was pettiness. Realizing that I was fighting over petty issues, I was ashamed that I was out of The Duke's good graces. Reluctantly, I stop fighting until I had a good reason; i.e. My honor had been questioned, Someone was rude to a lady, They were shooting at me, or they were no good scoundrels who just needed to be taught a lesson.
Then I realized that John Wayne would have a hard time making it today in our modern world. Every time he would take a dame into his arms and kiss her hard because she needed it (Even if she didn't know she did); He'd end up in the slammer for sexual harassment. Every time he would punch someone in the nose, he'd be back in jail for assault. You can see the pattern. My boyhood hero would end up in the police blotter every other day.

I hear people longing for a simpler time and place, but it's too late to keep the genie in the bottle. Times have changed and there's no going back. Still... there should be room in this world for putting a bully in his place without ending up behind bars.

John Wayne says:

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

HVRN


I really had a great time with Todd Bates on Haunted Voices Radio Network last night. The interview lasted three hours and the time seemed to fly by. Hopefully I'll get a chance for a repeat performance. I hope to have the interview available on the blog or website soon.

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Rick

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Eunice Kennedy Shriver

I saw where they have just scheduled the wake for Eunice Kennedy Shriver in Cape Cod. It made me sad as I remembered the time we shared together. Several years ago, before I became the world renowned author that you all know and love, I made a living selling shoes. I was standing in front of the store, minding my own business when Eunice happen to come along and seemed to be smittened with me. I learned later that it was the pair of low cut lavender pumps with three and a half inch spiked heels that she wanted. Naturally, she tried on several pairs pretending to be finicky, when in reality she was trying to prolong the experience, as I massaged her bunions while slipping the shoes on her feet. Alas... our story ended in the way that most May-December romances do. She gave me $29.95 plus tax and left with the shoes instead of me. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Vaya con Dios, Eunice


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Rick

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ambraw in August

We went for a drive south of Vincennes and found a deserted bridge over the Ambraw River, just before it disappears into the Wabash. Even the smell of dead fish in the ninety degree heat can't take away from the beauty of the picture.

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Rick

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Rick to be featured on the Haunted Voices Radio Network



Never one to miss an opportunity to shamelessly promote my new book, I'll be appearing live on the Internet, satellite and the armed forces network On Friday August 12 at 8pm central time. If you want to listen on your computer go to hauntedvoicesradio.com. It should be fun as we talk about the local urban legends of Betsey Reed and the Black Panther of Flat Rock. It should be fun...hope you listen.

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Rick

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Wa-ba-shik-ki is Finally Published!!!

Wa-ba-shik-ki : Conquest of the Wabash has been realeased and is available online at www.rickkelsheimer.com. It should start to appear on the usual internet sights in the next couple of weeks. I should have my copies in by Monday or Tuesday if anyone wants a signed copy. Thanks for being patient and a hope you enjoy the book

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Rick

Saturday, July 11, 2009

I like Teddy



"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out
how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could

have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually

in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and

blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again

and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions

and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in

the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if

he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his

place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know

neither victory or defeat."

~Teddy Roosevelt

Friday, June 26, 2009

A thought...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember...a lone amateur built an ark, while a group of professionals built the Titanic.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Longer legs

I read today that Chastity Bono is having a sexchange opperation to become a man. I think I shall have one to make me tall.

Rick

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Hanging of Betsey Reed Now Available in Hard Cover!


The Hanging of Betsey Reed is now available in hardcover for $24.95
For a signed copy
Send Check or Credit Card info to:
Rick Kelsheimer Books
1302 E. Main
Robinson Illinois 62454
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